The Best Stories Money Can Buy!

No, WWE is not a soap opera with guys in speedos.

But we’ll take that as a compliment, those shows have some serious writing!

In case you were wondering…

No, we didn’t write the finish to the Obama/Romney match.
Although we wish we did!

Need someone BESIDES Cena to be in the main event?

Why not Ryback?

What?

You don’t want Ryback in the world title picture? Pshhh.

We Hope Jerry Lawler returns soon.

Because JBL and JR are not nearly as good as him on commentary.
Calling a match? Psh, that’s so 20 years ago.

Zack Ryder Totally Had That Match.

#Intense

Jerry Lawler in a match.

Is this heaven?

Heath Slater totally had that match.

Ryback definitely pulled one out of thin air this time.

Sheamus vs. Jack Swagger

We bet you thought Jack Swagger had a chance of winning that match.
It had even us at the edge of our seats!